A Man Walks Into A Bar He orders a Scotch from the guy behind the bar. The bar man watches him as he drinks it and then the man opens his suit jacket and looks in his inside pocket at something. He says to the bar man, "" Same again...make it a double.."" He quickly downs it and again, he peeks into his pocket in his jacket. This happens three or four times, each time the barman looks at him doing the same thing. By the time he orders his fifth Whisky, the guy serving him drinks is wondering why the hell he keeps doing this and curiosity gets the better of him. "" Hey buddy, you can have this one for free if you tell me one thing.."" The man thinks for a split second and says "" Sure, what do you want to know ? "" "" Why do you keep looking in your jacket pocket every time you finish your drink, what have you got in there? "" The man smiles, picks up his drink and says ..."" There is a picture of my wife in the pocket here...when she starts to look pretty, I know I'm drunk and it's time to go home ! ""