3 guys are waiting while their wives give birth A nurse emerges from the back and says, ""Mr. David, come on back, your wife has delivered two beautiful babies!"" ""Wow! Twins, huh? That's interesting, I'm from the twin rivers."" Said Mr. David After another hour, a second nurse comes into their room and says, ""Mr. Smith, you wife has had healthy triplets!"" ""That's awesome!"" Replied Mr. Smith, ""I'm from the three islands, Jonu, Frot and Trik."" And with that he went back with the nurse The third man begins sweating and praying. The first nurse returns to see if he's fine and if he needs anything. He looks terrified so she asks what's wrong. ""I'm from the forest of 1,000 trees!!""