Albert Einstein, Isaac Newton, and Blaise Pascal are playing hide and go seek Einstein covers his eyes and starts counting, while Pascal dashes off to hide. Newton stays where he is and draws a 1 meter by 1 meter square in the dirt and steps into it. Once Einstein finishes counting, he notices Newton and says ""AHA, I've found you Newton!"" To which Isaac Newton replies ""you didn't find Newton, Albert. You found a Pascal""
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My buddy told me this hilarious joke earlier about Albert Einstein getting a handjob... What a stroke of genius!
Pablo Picasso, Albert Einstein, and Donald trump arrive in heaven. Saint Peter tells them that if they can prove that they really are who they say they are, the
Best Student reply to Teacher Physics Teacher: ""Isaac Newton was sitting under a tree when an apple fell on his head and he discovered gravity. Isn't that wond
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