Two men take a test to see if they can apply to the same job. Afterwards, the boss walks to the second person. ""We know you cheated off of [the first person]"" ""How so?"" ""On number 6, he said 'I don't know,' and you said 'I don't know either.'""
Interviewer: It says here on your resume you can make chicks laugh, how? Me [holding a chick in my hand & tickling it]: I'm a miracle worker
My boss just sent me the heart eyes emoji. Since we're clearly being honest with each other I replied with a monkey with a gun to its head.
The scariest thing about being a doctor is if you ever, even once, accidentally call it a "cooter" you're fired for life.
Heard rumors that a coworker slept her way to a promotion. Damn, if the bosses only saw how much I sleep at my desk I'd own this place.
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