That guy who ran through the White House could go to prison for ten years, so there's another reason I don't run.

Joe Biden is in the White House kitchen right now licking every piece of silverware and putting them back in the drawer

[Obama giving Trump the White House tour] O: and here's the toaster, it tends to stick so don't be afraid to jam a fork in to get it workin

Whoever named the White House and the Pentagon also probably named oranges.