Blonde Joke An old visually impaired cattle rustler meanders into an all-young lady biker bar by misstep... He discovers his way to a bar stool and requests an injection of Jack Daniels. Subsequent to staying there for some time, he shouts to the barkeep, 'Hello, you wanna hear a blonde joke?' The bar quickly falls completely quiet. In a profound, imposing voice, the lady by him says, 'Before you tell that joke, Cowboy, I think it is not out of the question, given that you are visually impaired, that you ought to know five things: The barkeep is a blonde young lady with a polished ash. The bouncer is a blonde young lady with a 'Billy-Club'. I'm a 6-foot tall, 175-pound blonde lady with a dark belt in karate. The lady sitting beside me is blonde and an expert weight lifter. The woman to your privilege is blonde and an expert wrestler. 'Presently, consider it truly, Cowboy.... Do you still wanna tell that blonde joke?' The visually impaired cowhand thinks for a brief moment, shakes his head and mumbles, 'No...not in case I'm going to need to clarify it five times.