A man is walking on the beach Suddenly, he finds an old lamp. Randomly, he rubs it, and a genie pops out! ""Hello, mortal!"", the genie says. ""Because you freed me from the lamp, I shall grant you ONE wish!"" The man thought long and hard before saying, ""I wish for a bridge to the Bahamas. That way, I could just drive there whenever I wanted to!"" The genie burst into laughter. ""What an utterly idiotic request!"", the genie said. ""Do you have any idea how IMPOSSIBLE such a thing would be? Such a bridge would have to cross multiple countries! How the hell would that work? Plus, it would just be impossibly tedious to build such a thing, even for an all-powerful genie! I'm sorry, but you're just an idiot! Think of something more realistic! HA!"" The man sighed and thought for a while before saying, ""I know what I want. I wish that I could just understand women. I wish I could know what they mean when they say they're fine. I wish I could know what I did to make them mad. I wish I could just know how to please them for once."" The genie thought for a bit, sighed, and said, ""You want this joke reposted every week?""