I've been to Iraq twice and Afghanistan once. Still not as scary as my ex's number popping up on my phone this morning.

I have to write 4 pages in 3 hours, but at least I'm not deployed in Iraq.

Yes Grandma, I'm almost positive Arachnophobia is not the fear of people from Iraq

The way I dealt with that unexpected cobweb to the face tells me I probably wouldn't have been much use in Vietnam.