Bill & Hillary are on the mound of Yankees Stadium Before one of their games. Bill picks up Hillary and heaves her towards home plate. As the SS run over to help her up, One of their handlers screams at him, ""Mr. President! You were supposed to throw the first *pitch!*""
I'm totally fine with everyone leaving the country if Trump wins or if Hillary wins. I need more space
"Hey Hillary what color do you think this dre-- never mind" - Bill Clinton scrolling through Twitter last night
HILLARY: donald-- TRUMP: --wrong HILLARY: ...trump-- TRUMP: --wrong HILLARY: [smiling serenely] ...is good TRUMP: --wrong. nno wait. nno. no, no
TRUMP: Hillary won't stand up to America's enemies. I will. *Gets into fights with Miss Universe, Gold Star family, and a baby*
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