A man sits at the bar... . . . and realizes he stayed out way too late yet again. ""Dammit! I gotta go, my wife's gonna kill me!"" His drunk friend pipes up, ""Hey, no sweat. Jusht get her shome flowersh."" ""Thanks!"" The man leaves and realizes, no flower store is open at this time of night. The liquor on his brain gives him a great idea, ""I know! I'll go down on her when I get home. She loves that"" He gets home and deftly lifts the covers at the foot of the bed and eats a box lunch. Feeling proud of himself, he heads to the kitchen to celebrate his genius with another beer. He is greeted by his wife in the kitchen. ""Where the hell have you been! Your mom decided to surprise us with a visit. I didn't have a room ready so she's sleeping in our bed.""