I promise just one beer After a long day at work, a man goes home to his family to tell them he is going out for just one beer. Wife: Honey, that's fine. But I swear if you come home shitfaced after midnight again its over! Husband: I promise just one beer. And out the door he went to his local watering hole. One turned into two, and two into four, until it was last call and the man stumbled out the door and made his way home. The next morning, expecting the worst, he woke up to a note left on the bed beside him that read: Good morning honey, I hope you a feeling okay, I have made pancakes and eggs for you downstairs, and after work I will cook your favorite supper. Dumbfounded, the man goes downstairs and asks his son ""What the hell happened here last night?"" Son: Dad you were straight shitfaced last night! Mom and I had to carry you into the house and upstairs to bed. You just passed out. Mom took your shoes and socks of and was starting to undo your shirt and tie when you shot up, threw mom across the room, and said 'get off me bitch, I'm married.""