Bush and Powell sit in a bar The barman approaches them and asks: 'Hello boys, what are you doing here?' 'We're planning the Third World War.' 'Yeah? And what's the plan?' 'We'll kill 30 million Afghans, and a mailman.' 'A mailman? Why do you wanna kill a mailman?' To which Bush turns towards Powell with a sly smile. 'See? Told you nobody would care about the 30 million Afghans!'