3 Brothers immigrate to America and open a convenience store. Each of them can only speak 1 sentence of English. The eldest can only say ""Maybe, maybe not."" The second can say only ""One dollar-fifty."" The youngest, ""If you don't, somebody else will!"" A customer walks into the store, and takes a magazine from the display rack to the counter and asks ""is this for sale?"" The first brother replies ""maybe, maybe not."" Annoyed, he tries phrasing it differently; ""can I buy this or not?"" The youngest brother pipes in ""if you don't, somebody else will!"" Taking this as a yes, he asks how much it is. Somewhat irritated, but satisfied he got what he came for, he pays the $1.50 the second brother demands and exits. About an hour later, a robber enters the store, masked and armed. He screams ""HOW MUCH IS IN THE TILL!?"" ""One dollar-fifty!"" ""WHAT THE HELL? DO YOU EVEN OWN THIS PLACE? ""Maybe, maybe not."" Freaking out, the robber decides that the threat of violence already present isn't enough, and shouts ""I AM TWO SECONDS AWAY FROM SHOOTING YOU"" ... ... ""If you don't, somebody else will!""