Little Johnny meets his future self. One day Little Johnny was in his room practicing piano. When suddenly a portal opens revealing Big Johnny, little Johnny's future self. Little Johnny excitedly asks Big Johnny ""What am I going to be in the future."" Big Johnny replies ""A pedophile"" as he closes the lights and doors.
little Johnny and Flingfly Little Johnny was only 9 years old and was walking to school one day when a teenager drives by and yells out the window ""FLINGFLY"".
Little Johnny asks his father for a $200 bicycle for his birthday. Johnny's father says, ""We have an $80,000 mortgage on the house, and I just got laid off! Th
Little Johnny comes home from school with a note. Johnny's mother reads the note and is astonished as she prepares to scold him. ""Johnny this says you tried to
LITTLE JOHNNY'S HALLOWEEN Little Johnny was on a park bench stuffing all of his Halloween candy in his mouth. An old lady came over and said. ""Son, don't you k
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