Little Johnny comes home from school with a note. Johnny's mother reads the note and is astonished as she prepares to scold him. ""Johnny this says you tried to eat Sally, your ant just go around eating people."" She says to the little boy. Little Johnny looks up at his mother and says ""I know, that's why I got consent first.""
Sorry I stuck a cheese puff in your baby's mouth when you couldn't find a pacifier.
Whenever I'm behind a college girl in starbucks she has to order a triple mocha dark chocolate raspberry ugg boot white iphone 5 spice latte
Went to "The Social Network." I ran into people I didn't like in high school and they kept showing me pictures of their kids.
How do you say "I'm sorry I got you pregnant, but my plane leaves in an hour. I might visit the baby one day." in Korean?
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