3 nuns die and go to heaven. They meet St. Peter at the golden gates. St. Peter said ""You each have to answer 1 question. If the answer is right you can enter heaven and if you answer wrong you go straight to hell."" He calls the first nun and asks ""Who did God make first?"" Very happily she answers ""Oooh that's an easy one. God made Adam"" Trumpets blast, the golden gates open and she walks in. Then St. Peter calls the second nun and asks ""Who did God make second?"" Very happily she answers ""Oooh that's an easy one. God made Eve"" Trumpets blast, the golden gates open and she walks in. Then he calls the third nun and asks ""What were Eve's first words to Adam on the first night?"" Very sadly she answers ""Oh that's a hard one."" Trumpets blast, the golden gates open and she walks in....
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