The 3 men who didn't go to church So three men didn't go to church. When asked why they never did, they said they knew everything. So the pastor came and asked the 3 men to prove they knew everything. ""Oh so you think you know everything, well tell me what Easter celebrates."" So the first man says ""oh I know, it's when Jesus went to the field and picked the pumpkin"" The pastor yells at the first man and says to the 2nd to prove he knew everything So the 2nd man says ""oh yes, it's when Jesus went and picked a pine tree"" The pastor also yells at the 2nd man and then turns to the 3rd man and asks if he knew. So the 3rd man says ""ahhh yes, I know. It's when Jesus died, and then was dead for 3 days. He then was resurrected and rose again. He then checks for his shadow if it's there we have winter for 6 more weeks""