So I was on my way to the ATM machine and I realized I had forgotten my PIN number... I panicked, but then I realized that it's not worth worrying about. Life is too short. We could get hit by an ICBM missile tomorrow or find out that I've tested positive for the HIV virus. So instead I got some KFC chicken, listened to some NPR radio on the way home, then read some DC comics. But then I got an alert on my LCD display: ""Are you putting enough in your IRA account?"" What was I doing? I'm no genius (I didn't score highly on the SAT test - probably because I spent too much time on BBS systems and IRC chat instead of studying), but I knew it was time to go over the finances. Should I refinance the house to get an ARM mortgage? But on the other hand, I didn't want to become one of those crazy people who keeps everything down to the receipts and writes down all the UPC codes and ties everything to the CPI index. Not like I have the attention span to do that anyway, given how bad my ADD disorder can be. Unfortunately, at that time my computer went out. :-( I don't know what's wrong with it. Other devices on the same LAN network can't see it. It won't even get past the POST test. I don't know if it's a problem with my VGA array or not having enough RAM memory, or maybe my CPU unit is bad. So with my computer not working, I found the DVD disc of Arrested Development season 1 and watched that instead. I think GOB Bluth is my favorite character.
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