If any Americans still feel like emigrating to Canada, can you please bring up some Thanksgiving leftovers?

My neighbor seriously just asked me, "Does Canada have 4th of July?" I said "No, they skip from the 3rd to the 5th, eh? I need to move.

Americans think of Canada as a United States cover band.

I just saw three dudes wearing denim shirts with denim jeans. Who's responsible for this shit? Canada? Was it you, Canada?