If James Bond movies were about food... These could be their titles: * On Her Majesty's Secret Recipe * Donuts are Forever * Octopie * Moonbaker * The Spy Who Loved Meat * License to Grill * GoldenPie * Diet Another Day * All The Food In The World Is Not Enough * Cashew Chicken Royale
[first date] Him: You're amazing! I'm having a great time! Me: I will fight you for the rest of this pizza.
She has a coy pond. All the pretty fish swim away when you try to feed them.
Hi, I'm a high paid business consultant. I see you've named your business "Dale's Paint Supplies" but what if it was named "Best Dog Memes"
Wife: [holding old dog] I thought you took care of this yesterday Stormtrooper husband: *looks out back to see gun marks all over the yard*
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