Mesut Ozil was quoted as saying "I want to help Arsenal win trophies." So when does the rest of the Real Madrid squad arrive with you?

The full time football result is in: Real Madrid - 4... Surreal Madrid - fish

Boss: ""Sarcasm will get you nowhere in life""!! Me: ""Well It got me to the 'International Sarcasm' finals in Santiago 2011 Boss: ""Really""? Me: ""No""

A friend of mine bought tickets to the UCL final... A friend of mine bought tickets to the UCL Final in Milan this Saturday (Real Madrid v Athletico) The problem is that he completely forgot that Saturday is his wedding day because he bought the tickets a few months before agreeing to the wedding date Now he wants to know if anyone is interested in getting married...