A priest walks into a bar... sits down and orders a 12 year old Single Malt Whisky. That will be $10 the bartender says. $10?? The priest cries out, that's outrageous. Where else could you get a nice 12 year old for $10? Asks the bartender. The priest replies, Sunday School, for free
I bet in hell you have to sleep in a hot bedroom with a pillow that never has a cool side.
Whenever I'm behind a college girl in starbucks she has to order a triple mocha dark chocolate raspberry ugg boot white iphone 5 spice latte
Using my toes to pick something up makes it hard to go to church on Sunday.
Went to "The Social Network." I ran into people I didn't like in high school and they kept showing me pictures of their kids.
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