A Furniture Salesman A furniture salesman is surprised to see a man named Boris who speaks little English in his shop. ""I come from Poland to America. Here is 20 bucks, give me sweetheart."" Boris says. ""Wait a second"", says the furniture salesman, ""Let me see that flier you brought with you"". Sweetheart Deal 20 Dollar Discount on Home Furnishings 1134 New York Street, NY, NY ""I see the problem here"", says the furniture salesman.
In America she's called "Miley" Cyrus, but in other countries she's called "What America would be like if it were a person".
My fav sci-fi this year is the Bank of America ad where the 30 year old dude with a new baby has $56k in his checking account.
Morbidlly obese preteens at the nail salon are what's wrong with America.
CAPTAIN AMERICA: *punches guy* Take that villain CAPTAIN BRITAIN: *punches guy* Take that guvnor CAPTAIN CANADA: *punches guy* I am so sorry
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