Three men are on an airplane... One of them has a knife, one has a gun, and the other has a bomb. The first guy with the knife, realizes that he cannot go through with hijacking the plane, so he throws the knife out the window. The second guy, with the gun, also decides that he cannot go through with hijacking the plane, and throws his gun out the window. Alas, the third guy also makes this decision, and throws the bomb out of the window. Their plane lands sometime later and they decide to grab …

So there is a mother and her daughter sitting on the plane. They haven't taken off yet and are still on the runway. The daughter, who is pretty young, say four or five, looks out the window and gets to thinking.... ""Mommy. If big dogs have puppies and big cats have kittens, then shouldn't big airplanes have little baby airplanes?"" And the mom, she's hungover and jet lagged. ""aw, baby, just go ask the stewardess"" So the daughter gets up to ask the flight attendant. ""Hey stewardess lady, if b…

So a plane is going down A plane is going down, so the pilot tells the flight attendant "" we can make it if we lose enough weight"" So the flight attendant throws out all the luggage and ask is the enough. The pilot says "" no we need to lose more."" So the flight attendants come up with idea to ask people to jump out of the plane to save everyone else. So they decide to be fair if people jump out alphabetical and the passage agree to this. So the attendant says : all Africans please jump off t…

Dad, is Santa real? There are approximately two billion children (persons under 18) in the world. However, since Santa does not visit children of Muslim, Hindu, Jewish or Buddhist (except maybe in Japan) religions, this reduces the workload for Christmas night to 15% of the total, or 378 million (according to the population reference bureau). At an average (census) rate of 3.5 children per household, that comes to 108 million homes, presuming there is at least one good child in each. Santa has a…