So a plane is going down A plane is going down, so the pilot tells the flight attendant "" we can make it if we lose enough weight"" So the flight attendant throws out all the luggage and ask is the enough. The pilot says "" no we need to lose more."" So the flight attendants come up with idea to ask people to jump out of the plane to save everyone else. So they decide to be fair if people jump out alphabetical and the passage agree to this. So the attendant says : all Africans please jump off the plane. And no one moves. Attendant: all black people jump off the plane. No one moves. Attendant: ok all color people jump off the plane. Still not one person moves. This little girl turns to her dad and ask him "" daddy aren't we all three of those?"" The father: "" yes we are sweetie, but not to day. To day we are nigga's and we are not jumping before the Mexicans. ******** And yes I know asians, Koreans, and all the other ones would be in there. But honestly this joke would be so freaking long if I wanted to add all the countries and races. So I let the loyal redditors, or redditites add the other ones in the comments below.