An old, old joke I heard yesterday Three friends gathered round a campfire were swapping family stories. Rick said,""My granddad once pushed his truck for 3 miles searching for a gas station."" Martin chimed in at that point, ""That's nothing. My grandfather used to be very strong. He once lifted his old Ford while his friends changed two flats, as their jack was broken."" Johnny rolled his eyes at that and said, ""My grandfather once let an 18 wheeler freight-liner run over him. He would have been happy knowing that I'm recalling him while with my friends."" ""I'm sorry for your loss. What happened?"" ""What do you think? The old drunk stumbled onto a freeway and let an 18-wheeler freight-liner run over him.""