A bunch of scientists got together one day for a barbecue... ...and were cooking up sausages, but they were one short. They looked in the cooler, the fridge, everywhere they could think to look, but science still has yet to find the missing link.
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A bunch of scientists got together one day for a barbecue... ...and were cooking up sausages, but they were one short. They looked in the cooler, the fridge, everywhere they could think to look, but science still has yet to find the missing link.
*throws a rock at a bird* Me [writing in "science" journal]: birds don't like rocks.
I'm no scientist but wouldn't fat bottomed girls, if anything, slow the rocking world down?
[kidnapper hands wife phone] "brent" BABY IM COMIN *kidnapper takes back phone but she can hear me yelling* IS THE HAM IN THE FRIDGE EXPIRED
Experiment: text your parents "got 2 grams for $40" then right after "Sorry ignore that txt. Not for you" Then tweet pic of their response.
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