Scientist: our large brains are what allows us to survive so successfully 10,000 Year Old Tree: k

[arguing with friend about chemistry] *cop walks up* do we have a problem here? Me: No. We will find a solution once you argon, officer.

My roommate wouldn't let me name our wireless network 'Bill Wi the Science Fi' because he has no sense of humor.

Me: Excuse me, where are your nails that twist? Worker: You mean screws? Me: I don't know, I'm not a nail scientist. Worker....