Scientist: our large brains are what allows us to survive so successfully 10,000 Year Old Tree: k

[arguing with friend about chemistry] *cop walks up* do we have a problem here? Me: No. We will find a solution once you argon, officer.

My roommate wouldn't let me name our wireless network 'Bill Wi the Science Fi' because he has no sense of humor.

Young God: ok, a little hydrogen and- *chemistry set explodes* Mom: what was that?! God: nothing! *scoops resulting universe into shoebox*