emo vs obama emo has a gun and obama has a ball to wow the crowd with but the ball has a spike on it

Spike & The Parrot. A woman called a dishwasher repairman. Since she had to go to work, she told him she would leave the key under the mat and for him to leave his bill on the counter and she would send him a check. ""Don't worry about my Dobberman Spike. He won't bother you, but, whatever you do, do not, under any circumstances talk to the parrot!"" When the repairman arrived, he discovered the biggest and meanestlooking Dobberman he had ever seen. But the dog just lay there, watching him g…

A Texan Is Walking Around Rural Ireland With A Very Aggressive & Dangerous Looking Pit Bull On A Leash. He passes a ramshackle farm with an old man standing outside of it leaning on the gatepost & smoking a pipe who is looking very curiously at the pit bull. Farmer:- ""Bejaysus, what kind of dog is that??....NEVER seen one like it before!!"" Texan:- ""Well sir, this here is what you call a pit bull terrier one of...if not **the** most aggressive & feared fighting dog in the world, th…

A Texan Is Walking Around Rural Ireland With A Very Aggressive & Dangerous Looking Pit Bull On A Leash. He passes a ramshackle farm with an old man standing outside of it leaning on the gatepost & smoking a pipe who is looking very curiously at the pit bull. Farmer:- "Bejaysus, what kind of dog is that??....NEVER seen one like it before!!" Texan:- "Well sir, this here is what you call a pit bull terrier one of...if not **the** most aggressive & feared fighting dog in the world, this fella's n…