So a duck walks into a chicken house And says ""wtf r u doing here chicken"" then the chicken fires back with ""no wtf r U doing here duck"", woah settle down chicken ""time to get ruff"" says the duck. ""No time for crime"" says the chicken. And they battle to the death as chicken on goers watch this brutal fight between the duck lord chicken bitch.
I really hope I don't wake up tomorrow morning. I don't want to die, sometime in the afternoon would be nice, or even the next day
Lost my first follower today. Funeral is Tuesday. Will be live tweeting. It's what he would have wanted.
She has a coy pond. All the pretty fish swim away when you try to feed them.
Hi, I'm a high paid business consultant. I see you've named your business "Dale's Paint Supplies" but what if it was named "Best Dog Memes"
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