3 men at a funeral.. 3 men are at a mutual friend's funeral and witness a really beautiful eulogy. At the reception afterwards, the three of them are sitting together and talking about the funeral when one of them says ""Wow, that was really beautiful. What would you guys like to be said about you when you die?"" The first says ""I devoted a lot of my life to my medical practice. I really hope they talk about what a great doctor I was and how many lives I saved"". The second says ""I spent a lot…

Jack A husband rushes into the emergency room from work to greet his wife who is giving birth to their first born. He helps all he can; he holds his wife's hand and breathes with her through the pain. The doctor claims to see the head. The husband runs around and watches as this bloody, mess of a human being comes out... However, the doctor pulls out a head. Just a head. The husband jumps in confusion. The wife is silent in shock. The doctor has never seen anything like it. Just when the married…

A married couple went to the hospital together to have their baby delivered... ... Upon their arrival, the doctor said he had invented a new machine that would transfer a portion of the mother's labor pain to the father. He asked if they were willing to try it out. They were both very much in favor of it. The doctor set the knob to 10 percent for starters, explaining that even 10 percent was probably more pain than the father had ever experienced before. But as the labor progressed, the husband …

A guy volunteers to take his wife's childbirth pains... As the expectant couple gets to the delivery room, the doctor tells them about an experimental machine that can transfer part of the pain of childbirth from the mother to the father. The husband volunteers to be a guinea pig and gets strapped in. ""How much do you want to try?"" asks the doctor. ""Let's go with 50%,"" says the man. After a few minutes, the doc asks the wife how she's doing. She says the pain is far less than her last delive…