3 men at a funeral.. 3 men are at a mutual friend's funeral and witness a really beautiful eulogy. At the reception afterwards, the three of them are sitting together and talking about the funeral when one of them says ""Wow, that was really beautiful. What would you guys like to be said about you when you die?"" The first says ""I devoted a lot of my life to my medical practice. I really hope they talk about what a great doctor I was and how many lives I saved"". The second says ""I spent a lot of time with my family and really raised my kids well. I hope they talk about how great of a father and husband I was."" The third says ""I hope they say 'LOOK he's moving!' ""
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