Chuck Norris and the king cobra 2 guys are in a bar, and one of them said: guy1: have you heard about Chuck? guy2: Nah, what happened? guy1: He got bitten by a kind cobra! guy2: What?!?!...what happened next?! guy1: After five days of struggling and pain, the cobra died!
FRIENDS reunion (2016) RACHEL: [texting from bar] sry smthg came up CHANDLER: [texting from home] same... work JOEY: [in LA] wait THIS friday?
Ok America now is our chance to catch up on productivity, health care, math & science while the rest of the world is drunk & watching soccer
My wife and I have been dieting together for a week so it'd probably be safer for me to come home smelling like perfume than a Snickers bar.
I bet when David Hasselhoff gets too drunk he roams the streets screaming "KITT!" When he can't find his car.
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