A young man comes before a customs agent. A: ""State your citizenship."" B:""American"" (pronounced with a Spanish accent). A: ""Hold on there, buddy. Say that again."" B: ""I sed American."" A: ""I'm going to give you a test."" B: ""No, no senor, no need for test, I tell you I""m American."" A: ""Yeah, sure buddy. OK, let's see, ... I've got it. Make a sentence with the following colors: green, pink and yellow."" B: ""Oh senor, I tell you I'm American. But OK, let's see... I was at my bruder-in-laws house and the phone went 'green, green, I pinked it up and sed yellow!""