Israel has an Olympic skier in Vancouver which makes me wonder if he thinks it's a shalom competition.

*Cookie Monster finishes cookie, looks into camera* ME WANT TO TALK ABOUT ISRAEL

Israel is like STOP TOUCHING ME and Palestine is like YOU'RE TOUCHING ME and Hillary is like I WILL PULL THIS CAR OVER.

I'm shocked that not one dairy farmer in Israel has thought to call his company "Cheeses of Nazareth"!