A woman married to a cheapskate... A woman is on one of those cruises where the ashes of loved ones may be dumped into the sea. She had been married to rich man, but a real cheapskate, who after 30 years of marriage finally died. The lady had her husband cremated, at his wishes, because he felt a plot would cost too much. After the memorial services, she went to the railing and poured his ashes into her hands and started talking to him. ""Henry,"" she said, ""you know that mink cape I wanted all my life? Well your company sold for so much that now I have bought myself a beautiful full length mink coat."" ""And Henry,"" she said, ""you know that trip to the Caribbean I always wanted to take? Well, I took a world cruise for 90 days and it was wonderful!"" ""And Henry,"" she continued, ""you know that big blue Cadillac I had been hoping for the last 5 years? Well I bought a Rolls Royce instead and it drives like a dream."" ""Oh, and Henry,"" she said, before she blew the ashes out of her hands into the sea... ""you know that blow job you always wanted?""