Damn apple just donated a bunch of ipads to kids in africa The only app on it was ''Where's my water''#Africa#Technology#One-Liner0🔗 Share
When my robot left me for Africa I had to ask why. ""Why are you moving there?"" ""Because! Botswana! Duh""#Africa#Botswana#Technology#One-Liner0🔗 SharePermalink →
"Girl, your rhinestone encrusted flip phone tricked me into thinking you were a princess!" - No one ever#Technology#One-Liner0🔗 SharePermalink →
You can never really be alone... Except if you don't have a smart phone.#Technology#One-Liner0🔗 SharePermalink →
As a father of girls, I think the best interview method for potential suitors will be: "Let me see your phone"#Work#Technology#Parents#One-Liner0🔗 SharePermalink →