Three nuns go to the Head Priest so they may confess their sins. The priest asks the first nun to share her sins. She replies, ""Well father, I have stayed out past curfew every night this past week. I am deeply sorry."" He replies, ""You are forgiven. Drink some holy water and pray a rosary, and God will absolve you of your sins."" Next, the second nun comes forward. She confesses: ""Father, I have been skipping the daily morning prayer in the chapel. I am also sorry."" He once again replies: ""You are also forgiven. Drink some holy water and pray a rosary, and God will absolve you of your sins."" At this point the third nun bursts out laughing. The Head Priest looks over in disbelief and asks, ""And why, sister, are you laughing so excessively?"" She looks up and whispers, ""Because I peed in the holy water.""
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