Blondes Two Blondes were walking past a Wisconsin dairy farm, when they saw tracks. They started to argue whether they were made by a deer, a moose, or a loose cow. Then they lost it and were really yelling at each other. They were standing over the tracks, still yelling, when a train came along and killed them both.
"Uh-oh!" - My toddler, looking me dead in the eye while he feeds his dinner to the dog
I'll usually order the chicken sandwich. I like my food to be more cowardly than I am.
Once a neighbor kid asked if my dog had any nicknames & I lied & made a bunch up & now whenever I see her she asks how Tree Trunk' is doing
A chihuahua is just a barking cat.
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