Meeting a genie while hiking. Three friends went out hiking one day. They came to a ledge and a genie appeared and said "" if you run and jump off the ledge and say what you would like to be, you will transform into what you say."" The first man jumps off and says ""eagle"" he immediately transforms into an eagle and flys away. The second man jumps off and yells "" millionaire"" and he lands on a pile of money. The third guy runs for the edge and just before he gets there he trips on a rock and yells "" shit.""
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