How do you make a cat go woof Throw it in a fire (i know i know dad joke)
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How do you make a cat go woof Throw it in a fire (i know i know dad joke)
She has a coy pond. All the pretty fish swim away when you try to feed them.
Hi, I'm a high paid business consultant. I see you've named your business "Dale's Paint Supplies" but what if it was named "Best Dog Memes"
Wife: [holding old dog] I thought you took care of this yesterday Stormtrooper husband: *looks out back to see gun marks all over the yard*
Me: Define Illegal Cop: You're drunk, riding a horse, shooting a gun and yelling 'For Narnia' Me: I want my lawyer.
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