A son and his father go for a bike ride They go all through farmland and back trails, stopping a few times to rest. When they get home the mother says ""Why is Billy's shirt brown?"" The father look down at his feet, then said ""The kid loves animals."" Billy like to play with animals.
Looking for a nice, wholesome girl I can bring home to mom. She only dates nice, wholesome girls
How do you say "I'm sorry I got you pregnant, but my plane leaves in an hour. I might visit the baby one day." in Korean?
I stuck a "Baby On Board" sign on my minivan to warn the other drivers how fussy and tantrum-y I get when traffic's bad or I miss my nap.
"Uh-oh!" - My toddler, looking me dead in the eye while he feeds his dinner to the dog
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