Two old codgers are sitting on a park bench... The first says that it's a beautiful day. The second agrees and says, ""A day like this make me feel like I want to make love to Scarlett Johansson again."" The first is blown away. ""Are you saying you have made love to Scarlett Johansson?"" The second explains, ""There was a magical day, three years ago that was much like today. And on that day, I felt like making love to her.""
A shipwreck only Scarlett Johansson and some random dude survived on an deserted island...
A shipwreck occurred only Scarlett Johansson and some random dude survived on an deserted island...
Scarlett Johansson and some guy were the only survivors of a shipwreck. They didn't know each other before the shipwreck
A man was talking down a street when he saw another man with a giant peach as his head. He walked up to him and asked, ""why is your head a giant peach?"" The m
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