I always carry a jar gripper with me in case I'm ever stranded on a deserted island with a jar of salsa. I also always carry a jar of salsa.

If "six degrees" is true, somebody tell somebody to tell somebody to tell somebody to tell somebody to tell Scarlett Johansson I said "Hi."

Leave everyone stranded at a bank robbery to play laser tag when you're the get away driver and suddenly no one is your friend anymore

I wonder if Scarlett Johansson ever fantasizes about fat comic book nerds, or is that just a one-way street?