A priest is called away for an emergency... Not wanting to leave the confessional unattended, he called his rabbi friend from across the street and asked him to cover for him. The rabbi told him he wouldn't know what to say, but the priest told him to come on over and he'd stay with him for a little bit and show him what to do. A few minutes later a man enters the confessional. He says ""Father, forgive me for I have sinned."" Priest: ""What did you do?"" Man: ""I committed adultery."" Priest: "…

A married man goes to confessional and tells the priest, ""I had an affair with a woman - almost."" The priest says, ""What do you mean, 'almost'?"" The man says, ""Well, we got undressed and rubbed together, but then I stopped."" The priest replies, ""Rubbing together is the same as putting it in. You're not to go near that woman again. Now, say five Hail Mary's and put $50 in the poor box."" The man leaves confessional, goes over and says his prayers, then walks over to the poor box. He pauses…

A priest was called away for an emergency. Not wanting to leave the confessional unattended he called his rabbi friend from across the street and asked him to cover for him. The rabbi told him he wouldn't know what to say but the priest told him to come on over and he'd stay with him for a little bit and show him what to do. The rabbi comes and he and the priest are in the confessional. In a few minutes a woman comes in and says 'Father forgive me for I have sinned.' The priest asks 'What did y…

Two Guys, The Summer, And The Confessional A young man goes to confession with his friend on the first day of summer. When he enters the confessional, he says "Forgive me father, for I have sinned... I have been with a woman of poor moral fiber." Priest: "That's sad to hear young man... I must ask... was it Jenny Armstrong?" Young Man: "I cannot say father." Priest: "Was it Sarah Smith?" Young Man: "I will not say, father." Priest: "It must have been Michelle Geller." Young Man: "Father, …