Teenage Jesus won't go to bed. Mary, Mother of Jesus, is trying to get her son to go to bed and is having no luck. She decides to pray to God to help her in her task. She asks ""Dear God, our blessed child is restless and just won't stay tucked into bed, will you help me?"" God sighs and addresses Jesus ""My son, please listen to your mother and get some rest."" To which Jesus responds ""No way, Dad!"" God grins and replies ""Yaweh!""
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