A few riddles. **How do you know if there's an elephant in a fridge, without opening the fridge?** His shoes are right outside. ----- **How do you put a giraffe into the fridge?** First you take the elephant out, then you put the giraffe in. ----- **Two of four engines of an aeroplane are on fire and it's quickly losing altitude. How do you regain altitude?** Simple. Just throw out the fridge. ----- **A man and a woman were having a date at a beach. Their date got over abruptly. Why?** The fridge fell on them.
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