Why would Canadians make good American newscasters like Bill O'Reilly or Brian Williams? Because they're so freakin bored with Canada, they're always pretending to themselves they're somewhere they're not.
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If any Americans still feel like emigrating to Canada, can you please bring up some Thanksgiving leftovers?
My neighbor seriously just asked me, "Does Canada have 4th of July?" I said "No, they skip from the 3rd to the 5th, eh? I need to move.
Americans think of Canada as a United States cover band.
I just saw three dudes wearing denim shirts with denim jeans. Who's responsible for this shit? Canada? Was it you, Canada?
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