3 engineers are debating what kind of engineer God is The first, a mechanical engineer, says, ""He must be a mechanical engineer. Just think about a pitcher throwing a baseball 100mph, the forces are unreal. God has to be a mechanical engineer."" The second, an electrical engineer, says ""No way, he has to be an electrical engineer. Just look at the nervous system. All those complex impulses creating memories, movement, and thought. God has to be an electrical engineer."" Finally, the civil engineer speaks up. ""You both are so wrong. God is without a doubt a civil engineer. Only a civil engineer would place a fertility clinic next to a toxic waste dump""